This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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