I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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