I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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