Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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