i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
NoShamevember. You game?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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