Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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