He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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