i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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