i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
