wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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