susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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