But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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