guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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