belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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