she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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