69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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