Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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