erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
That accounts for only three of the penises
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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