So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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