Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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