I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
MIDGETS
????
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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