The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Randomize
