I bet he comes in French.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
