I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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