Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
How naked do you want me to be?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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