doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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