You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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