I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Oh god it's open bar.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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