Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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