I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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