I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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