I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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