My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
