Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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