you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Randomize
