Having a random hookup so left but love u
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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