yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she looked like the before picture.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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