can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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