Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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