My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
and she was petting her beer can
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
you had me at cake vodka
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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