i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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