im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
How naked do you want me to be?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Randomize
