did you get engaged???
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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