i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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