I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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