I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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