I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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