4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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