I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm too high and old for this...
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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