I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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