To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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